Monday, May 18, 2009


Well folks, we've been gonna for a while now doing trailer park things, but now WE ARE BACK! We are starting our Summer Web-A-Sodes called COW PATTY QUICKIES, and we have completed the first one! It's entitled "Goin' 2 Mamaw's!"

Patty Cake

The Cow Pattys

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Clips from shows past!

Friday, January 23, 2009


Our Christmas Show!
Lookin like Barney!

Duck, Duck, GOOSE!

We Need A Little Christmas!

Cow Patty punch, made by our friend and neighbor Allysun Wunderland!


Christmas comin down the line!


Just a Sangin!

I made your prize myself! Welcome to the virgins Club!

Our motto: I have a virginal destiny! AKA I have a VD

Show'em off hon! Wear'em with pride!

Construction paper Christmas tree contest!


What do ya think?

I'll be home for the holidays!

Scooootch over sissy! I'm gettin in the bed!

I think I just lost my promise!

A thoughtful pose!

Sissy likes her Vienna Sausages!

I have no room! Get'offa me!

Somethings not feeling right!

I give up, let's just cuddle!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

A new Patty Clip

Howdy folks! It's your good friend and neighbor again, Patty Cake. It seems summer has officially come to an end, and I am real excited. This is the time of year when folks start decoratin their trailers with punkins and hay bails. Oh it's so festive! And as soon as The trick or treatin is over we get to plug in the Christmas lights that have been hanging on the front porch all year long. It just a wonderful time of year. The air is a little cooler, and the days are a little shorter. Well, to pay tribute to the dying summer the other day we decided to set up a road side lemonade stand out in front of the trailer. It was a big success. I didn't participate seeing as how sissy had grounded me from going outside on account of me running my mouth at church the other day. How was I supposed to know the preacher meant "Hymn" and not "Him?" I aint no mind reader, but sissy made a killing selling her "HOME MADE" lemonade, which has a little something extra thrown in. Everyone was laughin and havin a good time, that is till the tequila wore off and everyone came down with a bad headache and a case of the shakes. And as soon as all the wonderful little children woke up from being passed out in the driveway, they helped us finish off what was left and clean up the mess. I guess the lazy days of summer are finally over and done with. Y'all get out and enjoy the lovely cool weather. We sure have been. I hope everyone is doing well and I will write more real soon.

Love ya, bye bye!
Patty Cake

Here's a new clip for y'all to gander at from Big Momma's!


(AKA Cow Patty Quickies)

Friday, September 12, 2008

Hey hon! It's your good friend Patty cake here, and these videa's just made-muh-day! Hope y'all get a good chuckle out of'em! LOVE Y'ALL!

Sunday, September 7, 2008

MMMM Y'all this is GUD!

Well Howdy-Doody everbody! It's you're good friend Patty Cake again, and I just wanted to share with you our very own SPECIAL recipe for our own signature drink! The drama queen drunk ass sister taught it to me last night and mmmmmmmmmmmm is it ever good!



What you will need to make a COW PATTY COCKTAIL

  1. A Blender
  2. A Banana
  3. Hershey's Chocolate Syrup
  4. Creme De Cacao
  5. Amaretto Liquor
  6. Vanilla Ice Cream
  7. A Chocolate Ding Dong
  8. Whipped Cream in a can
  9. Peanut butter
  10. Chocolate kisses
  • OK, first you need to take your banana and peel it. Careful not to drop the peel on the floor, cause accidents happen that-a-way!
  • NEXT cut it in half and drop one half into the blender.
  • THEN get your vanilla ice cream and measure out one fourth of a cup and pour it into the blender. OK , WE'RE DOING GREAT! NO ONE'S HURT SO FAR! Make sure not to stick your fingers too far into the blender if you have mean sisters who like to play mean jokes!
  • AFTER THAT open up your Ding Dong and split it in half. Quickly eat one half of it and then while your chewing it up drop the uneaten half into the blender. CAREFUL NOT TO CHOKE ON THE DING DONG! Like I said before, accidents DO happen! Chew carefully.
  • Now, take your peanut butter and scoop out one tablespoon and plop that on in the mix. Place the lid back on the blender (an essential step if you don't wanna make a mess) and blend the contents to a pulp. There should still be a few hints of Ding Dong chunks left floating around in the mixture when you're done, but you have to make sure to mix in all the peanut butter or you cant use a crazy straw to drink it (Trust me).
  • Now add your alkohal! Pour one shot of Amaretto into the mix, and two shots of Creme De Cocoa. Pulse the mixture two or three more times until the booze is good and mixed in.

YOU"RE ALMOST DONE! Still got all your fingers? Good!

  • Now pour the yummy mixture into two frosty tea glasses. After that, just top it with some of your canned Ready Whip, drizzle a little chocolate syrup over it, and place a small chocolate kiss on the top for love!

Well, dear friends, there you have it! A cool tasty drink with a kick that's perfect for any hot summer day wile your sittin on your porch with a friend or neighbor! ENJOY!

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Thursday, August 28, 2008